Wednesday, May 05, 2010

From A Friend

Those of u that follow me know I love jokes about my condition, most are so true and funny. The one tha follows as many I got from a good friend who brightens my day often. Some may get offended but to damn bad, sit and think in through it is funny, our gov. would make this suggestion.

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."
''Mrs. Sanders, please"..
''Speaking."
''Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint AgnesLaboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well."
"We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband.. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."
''What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."
''That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.
"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."
''Well, what am I supposed to do now?''
The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."



see I would get lost.


God Bless & Keep You & This Country of Ours!!
joe
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